MoFauxHawk's definitions

blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

chubbele

1. A chubby Jewish person (usually female). A portmanteau of "chubby" and "bubbele," it literally translates to "chubby little thing."

2. An affectionate nickname for a loved one.

"Come on, chubbele, let's go home before the itis kicks in."

by Mofauxhawk April 14, 2014