male blinders

The invisible barrier that covers a man's perception of the truth.

Pleading total ignorance to a situation.

He kept saying "I don't understand what happened. I thought everything was fine" when his wife filed for divorce.

by Kelly J April 8, 2005

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock May 1, 2019

Bama Blinder

When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her

Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business

Max: What do you mean?

Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!

by Rick Rick August 1, 2006

smokey blinder

When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye

Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"

by Paris Milton February 19, 2023

pull a blinder

Achieve something difficult

You really did pull a blinder in the meeting

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer

My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.

by Boom5798 April 18, 2014

Peaky Blinder

When Rory Nesbit hits Hailey Bodner with a blinding cumshot

“Do you want me to give you a peaky blinder”

by UrmomsObituary November 1, 2021