(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.
Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie's. It's all horrible food to me.
by G-Union April 16, 2004
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When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.
After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie
by Dittle603 July 29, 2017
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when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath
i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty
by mike duval March 6, 2007
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someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast
xavier is a blimpie gobbler
by jim buck December 7, 2009
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The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.
Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....
by Thirdpac November 18, 2020
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To inflate someone's foreskin by blowing into the tip orally and holding off the tip like a blimp or balloon.
Is nova uncut?

I dont know ask them if they want a Blimpie.
by Aitrus Otter March 22, 2022
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