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a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness
damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!
by KDIZZO March 13, 2005
Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style
"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.
by BlimperBiitch April 18, 2011
A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.
Jhevante is my blimp.
by iam_anonymous January 06, 2015
When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.
"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".
by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011
(noun) This unusual word refers to the hot rocks that come from your spliff when you smoke hash.
"a blimp has just burned a hole in my hoodie arrrghhh"
by Lozi Marsland November 23, 2004
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