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slather blausen 

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.
slather blausen by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Bausen's Law 

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.
"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"
Bausen's Law by trwygon April 7, 2023
Kannst du mir einen blasen, schlampe? - Cuold you bj me, bitch?

Bausen's Law 

Bausen's Law 175=300
Bausen's Law its worth plate=kill
Bausen's Law by Tarpe September 5, 2023

Blasenflap 

The language of incoherent ramblings one resorts to when they have become utterly aggravated or overwhelmed by the stupidity of another. It is usually seen in comic strip captions as a string of punctuation marks.
"Grr rassa frassa %$(#&^#)@!^$@*&!!!" is an example of blasenflap.
Blasenflap by wykyd_wytch December 13, 2008
(BLOU'-ZER)
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.

Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.
I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.
Blauser by D. Stevens June 21, 2010