(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.
2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"
by pipesmcgavin June 18, 2010
Oh fuck I blarped
by PoopyHeadPoopypee March 27, 2022
by coxroxnja February 12, 2011
a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
from the movie "Lost in Space" a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
by Cryo March 29, 2004
Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
by JT April 16, 2005
I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
by Robertismyname January 10, 2013
by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003