1. the sound a fat
person makes while being fat
2. having a blarpy
3. in a physical condition where fat rolls
have accumulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing
4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese
person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. "I thought you put your cat on a diet. She still seems a bit blarpish."
2. "That fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like BLARP!"