by stagga July 10, 2010
Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal October 21, 2015
The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.
on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.
by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 6, 2023
by Mtg187 May 8, 2022