Micro-Blarfing 

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

Micro-Blarfing by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

Boarfing 

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

Boarfing by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

barfing rainbows 

a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness

that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows

barfing rainbows by txbearmr October 17, 2008

Blarffing 

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

Blarffing by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

Soul Barfing 

When one opens their mouth and barfs on another person their emotions and soul garbage. This can be done in person and often on social media.

I wish my friend would stop soul barfing on facebook.

Soul Barfing by Get your mirror out November 13, 2018