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Blurfing 

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.
"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."
Blurfing by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025
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bluffington 

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.
Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"
bluffington by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Bluffing 

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.
Bluffing is often used in poker.
Bluffing by Martin January 29, 2004

blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez
Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!
blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.
Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.
Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010

Bluffing Butthole 

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
Bluffing Butthole by Taint Tap November 24, 2010