turtle blazed 

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009

blazed

high on marijuana, stoned

wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!

blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

Toke Blazed 

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".

Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

Toke Blazed by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).

Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.

Mad Blazed by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

Blakedout by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011

Bladed 

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

Bladed by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

Blazedale 

An imaginary community consisting of individuals who are high on marijuana.

I just got off work, gonna grab some food and head to Blazedale.

or

We smoked a huge blunt which greatly increased the population of Blazedale.

Blazedale by CanaDave October 24, 2009