The name Blackwell means beautiful, smart, mythical, and ninja-like.
They are hard to spot people, so once you find one, NEVER LET THEM GO!
If you do you, will be attacked and put in a cage.
By the way, ignore the first definition, they were jerks.
They are hard to spot people, so once you find one, NEVER LET THEM GO!
If you do you, will be attacked and put in a cage.
By the way, ignore the first definition, they were jerks.
by Up down and frown March 23, 2013
Guy 1: Dude both of my parents just died.
Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.
Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.
by Hory Cogan November 17, 2009
A man with striking good looks who is smarter than you and misunderstood. This is why he is like a deep well of blackness and lashes out at stupidity and incompetence in the world.
Store Clerk: Oh my god! That man was harassing me! I feel unsafe.
Store Manager: Take a photo of his license plate! ( for god knows what reason?!)
Narrator: You weren't being harassed. You were just wrong, and he told you about it, and got your feelings hurt. You were just blackwelled, baby, and that shit only hurts if you're too stupid to understand rationality. So sorry about that.
Store Manager: Take a photo of his license plate! ( for god knows what reason?!)
Narrator: You weren't being harassed. You were just wrong, and he told you about it, and got your feelings hurt. You were just blackwelled, baby, and that shit only hurts if you're too stupid to understand rationality. So sorry about that.
by blackwell's baby November 21, 2017
Nicolas Blackwell is try-hard sweat at school, and thinks he's better than everyone just because he packed Ronaldo. He adores Zlatan like a brother, and even defends him when he scores own-goals. Nicolas is also super stinky, and is going to fail NNN on the first day. But every still loves nic because of his role as the pandas voice actor in Kong-fu Panda- a role which truly set the tone for his career.
by Tony Lansky November 1, 2021
by sngrncaio1 February 27, 2010
A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
Some shitty ass kid who doesn't do shit and sits at a lunch table, drinking excessive and unhealthy amounts of semen with a hint of lemon pepper. he used an oversized screwdriver to drill a hole into a lawnmower, just so he could fit his monkey deep inside. He would grind sand and pour the gritty concoction into his dick hole, and upload EVERYTHING to 4chan. He is the living proof that God doesn't exist and brings a whole new meaning to "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". If you ever meet this stereotypical kid, give him a thicc shlap on the ass and run as fast as you can.
by andrewn11 January 27, 2020