black tack
black tack by SuperCarl January 20, 2009
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Blackjack
Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
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blacktrack
black·track intransitive verb \’blak-,trak\
The act of changing your mind because President
Obama has agreed with you.
(origin: September 2013, Americanism; Bill Maher - Real Time With Bill Maher)
black (1) + track
1. a dark color, like the color of the current
American President Barack Obama 2009-...
The act of changing your mind because President
Obama has agreed with you.
(origin: September 2013, Americanism; Bill Maher - Real Time With Bill Maher)
black (1) + track
1. a dark color, like the color of the current
American President Barack Obama 2009-...
blacktrack by YvesNY September 13, 2013
Blacktrack
Bob: Hey Eddie, when do you think Obama plans on bombing some more brown people? It doesn't look like that Syria thing is going to happen.
Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.
Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.
Blacktrack by ComradWinston September 16, 2013
blacktrack
The republicans blacktrack onwar in Syria because Obama emplores congress to vote yes on a strike there.
blacktrack by billmaherluvr September 13, 2013
Blackjack and hookers
An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014
Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.
What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.