black bear

The kind of bear that's best.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)

by Thomomomomomomm December 23, 2007

Black bear

A handsome, genuine young man who gets a lot of ass

Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!

by Anonymousmatt November 30, 2015

Black bear

When a non-african american woman seeks comfort from an african american male, she calls him this; a protector; a dark guardian; her dark knight

"I'll be your snowbunny if you'll be my black bear."

by Nettiebabyy June 26, 2012

black bear

A fat hairy black man that I have sex with daily.

I have chocolate stuffed down my throat on a regular basis.

by mikeyboi December 21, 2004

Black Bear

Refering to a bearish animal preferably tyler bishop

Hey tyler you gonna eat that salmon?
Black bear Tyler: roooooaaaarrrr

by Gasonitmarv October 15, 2010

Black Bear

A black bear is a tool.

Man, that kid was such a tool. Fucking black bears.

Beta Theta Pi, a fraternity full of tools. Bunch of blackbears.

by beck7489 January 17, 2010

Black Bear

Slang for a black Syrian hamster. This term is often found in large chain pet stores where they will charge you double the price just for the name.

"I have a Black Bear hamster!" "No you don't, you have a black Syrian hamster, and you just scammed got out of twenty bucks."

by Pookah5 January 23, 2007