Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015

Bitchfax 

The detailed dating history of a girl. Bitchfax must include: number of previous owners, "millage," any problems the previous owners experienced, known damages, any modifications done, and all other important relevant information.

"dude that chick in the red dress just eye fucked the shit outa me, I'm gunna go for it"

"bad idea man, I've read her bitchfax..."

Bitchfax by totes mcgoats September 22, 2009

bitchsack 

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

bitchsack by i hate zalman rodkin June 30, 2016

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.

Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

resting bitchface syndrome by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015

bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

bitchface monkey by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.

We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.

bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

bitchfoot 

verb

1. To cut and run when you should stay and fight, leaving others behind.

2. To run away from a fight, like a little bitch.

As seen on kotaku.com:

"Is it just me, or is it hardcore ironic that rapper 50 Cent’s entourage was linked to a shooting on the day his video game shooter was announced? Of course, the rapper didn’t hang around to help out, deciding instead to run out the side door, aka bitchfooting it."

bitchfoot by fhqwhgads May 13, 2005