You my bitch

Somebody you have in check, they do what you command.

person1: "Yo, pick up my pencil"
person2: "Ight"
person1: "Ahh, checkmate! You my bitch!"

by Mario! April 1, 2009

Where's my bitches?

The imfamous question Joe C asks all the time.

Wheres my bitches?????

by joe c August 27, 2004

my bitch of a auntie

a person that bitches at you for a lot of things and ony uses you for a fucking slave cus shes a cunt

my bitch of a auntie is telling me to do a lot of things while she sits her lazy ass on the couch on her phone

by vbveudb April 13, 2017

Bitch, clean my fish

What you say when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching.

Woman: "Did you run to the store like I asked you to? And did you do your dishes?"

You: "Bitch, clean my fish!"

by BCMF, Inc. May 18, 2011

Fucking my bitch

Another way of saying “are you shitting me”

“If you think you’re a better driver than me then you are indeed fucking my bitch”

by LONGDONGSONG February 10, 2021

son of my bitch

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004