|1.||ugly bitch fest|
an ugly bitch fest
is a group of girls that are but ugly and get no attention by boys
yet.. they are all so bitchy to everyone
a: omg why is rose and her friends so bitchy?
b: i dunno they're all so ugly how can they be so bitchy and stuck up
a: strange.. its such an ugly bitch fest
a "bitch fest" refers to an unproductive meeting of people where complaints are aired. The complaints that are aired can be about anything. Often the attendees of a bitch fest meeting will dramatically complain about one another. The best bitch fests will have complaints aired that have nothing to do with the original purpose of the meeting, and end with a few of the attendees having wild temper tantrums.
bitch, a colloquial phrase sometimes used for a woman who is considered bossy, manipulative, or showing anger, is used in the term "bitch fest". This is due to the belief, by some, that women are better at expressing their feelings than are men.
Men, however, have been found to be as capable of expressing dramatic complaints as are women, and the term can be applied to any gathering of people where complaints are passionately expressed, whether attendees are men or women. bitch has now also become common slang for "complaint", which can be applied equally to men or women.
"fest" is short for "festival". This describes how a meeting becomes more of a show, or performance.
The executives met on Friday to discuss the upcoming board of directors election. At the meeting, Jim complained about the snacks, John complained about executives only making one-hundred times more than what general employees of the company make, Sally complained about her limousine, Tom screamed at Brian that he was lazy, and Brian wet his pants complaining that Tom picks on him too much. No decisions were made. It was a fabulous bitch fest.
|3.||Evangelical Bitch Fest|
When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching
Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:
Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-
Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."
Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."
Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"
When a certain gender goes insane causing a major bitch fest.
They might also have people with them that are in a bitchy mood causing a riot.
Damn that person is on a bitch riot it got everyone else bitchy too
A woman that a man strings along, so if his attempts to meet a new woman fail, he can call the reserve bitch.
This club is a wood fest, good thing I keep Heather around as a reserve bitch or I wouldn't get any all weekend.
|6.||It's Britney, bitch!|
The first line of the Britney Spears' song "Gimme More," a successful single for the pop superstar. Just substitute your name for Britney's and you have yourself a catchphrase.
Arriving at a party, take time to announce yourself: "Hey, it's Jane, bitch!"
Or if you are a tabloid newswriter, use "It's Britney, bitch!" as your headline for the Next Big Story.
Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.
You see the Yellowcard wall of death video? Its a fucking molest fest...