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bitch-in-a-buzzsaw

used as an explanation, similar to "fuck!" or "shit!"

See "Jesus christ bananas"
Some ugly dude grabs for your balls and you say "bitch in a buzzsaw!"

Bitch in Training

A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.
Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??

Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.

Bitch in Training by Teve Torbes January 5, 2009

bitch in the ditch 

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
bitch in the ditch by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

Bitch-in-a-box 

The actual name of a GPS system due to the incompetent nature of the system, the horrible directions given, and the annoying voice exiting the screen.
"Let's use the bitch-in-a-box to drive to Detroit."

"I'll just bitch-box it to get to your house."
Bitch-in-a-box by AshTrent December 15, 2008

Bitch In the Cockieoni 

A substitute for the phrase “What the Fuck when you can’t think of the phrase “What the fuck
What the Bitch in the cockieoni is that?

Bitch in Action 

Bitch in action is a bitchy action done by a bitch.
Haley: That bitch totally ratted me out in front of the WHOLE class!

Michaela: It's true! I witnessed it!

Haley: Oh my god! You witnessed a bitch in action!
Bitch in Action by sunshinepie February 27, 2009