Top Definition
a fart that is either weak, short, high pitched,unmanly, or otherwise embarrassing in anyway
peter: (bitch fart noise)
will: peter that was such a bitch fart
peter: are you for serious... that was at least an adolescent fart
ap: no peter that was in fact a bitch fart
will: it was a short little nothing that was at least two octaves too high
by LEVELED December 08, 2008

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