bird splat 

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

bird splat by El Traino December 15, 2009

bird seed splatter 

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

bird seed splatter by Major JMC July 5, 2006

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan 

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan by me obviously February 14, 2012