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Birchland Park Middle School 

Birchland Park Middle School is a Middle School (duh) located in East Longmeadow. The school teaches grade levels 6-8, and has some very talented students. However, there are some problem students. Among those in the problem category are pathetic list makers, stuck up girls, annoying guys who won't leave you alone, and even some of the teachers. The substitutes seem to hate children, except one, but he left to sub at another school. So besides the pluses of being at a "high-class" school with average teachers, the students are what make the school so horrible.
Man, I wish I could go to Birchland Park Middle School, but I couldn't deal with the pathetic no life losers.
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