Brostats are a lot like scene points. But more like a mockery for the tough guy/hardcore scene. To acquire brostats you can start by naming 10 bands that both start and end with an 'X'. You can also wear nothing but camo shorts and shave your head. Bros hate hair.
"Damn son, shaved head, camoshorts, tattoos that make no sense, that's 200 brostats!"
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.