A timeless hairstyle. Usually consistent of the wearer's choice of a wide variety of cropped top "do's" seamlessly coupled with a flowing tail of hair which can also consist of many different styles. The wearer can often be heard chanting the signature style catch phrase, "Business in front, party in back."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).