Bible Humper 

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

Bible Humper by Tiff January 30, 2004

BibleThumper

a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.

If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.

BibleThumper by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

bible humper 

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

bible humper by definemyass September 30, 2005

biblethumper

an idiotic fucker who condemns all atheists and other non-christians to hell, despite the fact they don't believe in one. how thick can you get?

oh no! you don't believe in god! i need to save you, being the moronic biblethumper that i am!

biblethumper by thehipster April 18, 2005

bible-humper 

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

bible-humper by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

Biblehugger 

Someone who is most likely a christian that depends solely on the bible for support, for they know without it they are nothing. Inside they feel insecure and unsafe, denying the fact that they are alone, trapped inside their minds with an empty smile. One who is saddly praised for being what they are, only because the most powerful person in America is one.

"hey you! what are you doing with a bible at school?"
*glances around uneasily*
"be...becau..."
*runs off in the direction of baptist church*

Biblehugger by the voice inside your head December 15, 2003

biblehumpers 

Fundamentalist "Christians" who've never heard the story of Jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by Satan; instead of repying "Get thee away Satan" THEY strive to control the world and subjugate all free will

Football fans watching the Super Bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming INDECENCY!

biblehumpers by EminemsRevenge September 27, 2006