someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
when you are walking around on the street in school in a store etc... and you see two members of the same sex totally groping each other
Drew:dude i went to the store to with my mom pick up a delicious chiken dinner and these to guys were totally locked in heiser
Steve:no way i cant beleive they did that in public
when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler