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Beyenberg 

A hairy hobbit with luscious locks and a gooch that's hairier than Whoopi Goldberg.
That beyenberg came around the corner, whooo baby!
Beyenberg by RBaway March 10, 2010

zack beyer 

A ginger leprechaun who owes me $30 and cant afford Cod MW
Why hasn't zack beyer been on MW lately
zack beyer by I want $30 November 21, 2019
A school in Modesto, California whose population could easily be described in quite the same way as the population of the rest of Modesto.

If you go to Beyer you are most likely Mexican and either A.) Into drugs or B.) Into sports.
Anyone else is usually a manga nerd, and there's manga nerds who are also into drugs and sports anyway.

Beyer has some decent sports programs and a decent music program, but no one outside of Modesto cares or notices.
Barely anyone IN Modesto notices.

Beyer is constantly making their rules more strict, which has no affect on the students' habits of misconduct.
The teachers and staff try endlessly to convince themselves and each year's freshmen class that Beyer is the best school in the state. This says something about the teachers, considering how they lie so blatantly to the students.

The most predominantly used words in Beyer's vocabulary are most likely: "hella," "fuckin'," and "D-36"
(D-36 is the disciplinary office)

The most commonly used phrases in Beyer are most likely: "I forgot my lanyard!" and "Fuckin' campo is hella dumb!"

All in all, Beyer is pretty much just like the rest of Modesto.
Person One: "What team did our school totally cream last week at the football game again?"
Person Two: "Oh, that was Beyer."

or

Person 1: "Oh where did you go to High School?"
Loser Who Still Lives In Modesto: "...Beyer."
Person 1: "Oh..." (at this point the topic changes)
Beyer by BassTres October 21, 2011

beyersdoerfer 

Someone who sticks their pinky toe in there booty
Kate is such a Beyersdoerfer
beyersdoerfer by Bardelz February 4, 2017

beyerene 

it means bye in a very cute and girly way and you normally would blow a kiss after. pronunciation is 'ber-ay-ne- ray'
"beyerene Sarah" I walked out and blow her a kiss
beyerene by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

Emil Beyer 

A monkey like humanoid creature, that lives off beer and creamed potatoes
OH NO! Emil Beyer is watching planet of the apes agian
Emil Beyer by WilliamTheBandit February 28, 2022