beshit

18th Century English verb meaning "to shit on or in", or "to be covered in shit"

'On discovering my breeches were foully beshit, I hurried to divest myself of them."

by Agg August 10, 2003

beshitted

something that has become shit.

Make the best of what is left of your beshitted career.

by Christina Scovel May 21, 2008

The Beshitting Hour

The Beshitting Hour is that hour after lunch when all of the stalls in the restrooms at offices are occupied. Why? Because everybody be shitting!

"I had check the restrooms on 2 floors before finding one with an unoccupied stall!"
"Yeah, that's what happens at The Beshitting Hour!"
"Yeah, everybody be shitting!"

by BillyRubin July 4, 2012

Beshitted Fuckstumble

Originally coined by David Simon (creator of The Wire), it refers to prodigious douchebags with opinions that leave much to be desired.

I thought Josh was an Obtuse Fuck but he is much worse than that, he is a Beshitted Fuckstumble.

by The Gipper October 30, 2018