Power forward in the NHL, currently playing as a Canuck. He eats away salary cap for the Canucks, thus killing any chance of the Stanley cup. A great player, but always gets booed when he gets the puck, when hes not in Vancouver. Was suspended for 17 months. (Because of lockout, he isnt on the world record.) Has never regained his form since the 02-03 season. Is one of the toughest players around.
Bertuzzi's Salary: 5.337 mil a year.. on pace for 67 points.. eats up cap space, is in a slump. He needs to be traded, but Nonis didnt trade him.
by RyPe March 17, 2006
Top Definition
Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
by Shitastic December 27, 2004
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi
by Hash_ December 04, 2005
To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
by Specialist April 20, 2004
To attack from behind
Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied
by Phil Tort March 11, 2004
verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.

b) to almost kill someone
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
by aidan March 11, 2004
to maul; take out
i got bertuzzied last night in the mosh pit.
by reg November 08, 2003
the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
by supermango March 14, 2009

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