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17.
Power forward in the NHL, currently playing as a Canuck. He eats away salary cap for the Canucks, thus killing any chance of the Stanley cup. A great player, but always gets booed when he gets the puck, when hes not in Vancouver. Was suspended for 17 months. (Because of lockout, he isnt on the world record.) Has never regained his form since the 02-03 season. Is one of the toughest players around.
Bertuzzi's Salary: 5.337 mil a year.. on pace for 67 points.. eats up cap space, is in a slump. He needs to be traded, but Nonis didnt trade him.
by RyPe March 17, 2006
 
1.
Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
by Shitastic December 27, 2004
 
2.
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi
by Hash_ December 04, 2005
 
3.
To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
by Specialist April 20, 2004
 
4.
To attack from behind
Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied
by Phil Tort March 11, 2004
 
5.
verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.

b) to almost kill someone
"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."
by aidan March 11, 2004
 
6.
to maul; take out
i got bertuzzied last night in the mosh pit.
by reg November 08, 2003
 
7.
Quite simply the best power forward in the game right now. He combines finesse with brute strength, and talent with grit. He's got it all, he can score or set up a pretty goal or lay a clean hit to change the momentum of a game and isn't afraid to crash the net.

He's a good guy with a family and kids that contributes to charity like all the Canucks, he stood up for his team mate, best friend and captain and made a mistake like all we all do; he has more than paid for his.

Any team would be lucky to have a player like Todd on their team. He's one of the most popular(he led all western conference vote getters for the 03/04 season) and hated players in the league (either jealous or afraid). Arguably one of the most exciting players as well; when he and linemate Naslund click, they're unstoppable.
I love Todd Bertuzzi, he's an amazing hockey player.
by j0813 February 21, 2005