a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.
wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.
a person who looks like an asshole but is actually really awesome
You should give him a chance, he is totally a bertrand.
in a moving vehicle: to closely follow someone in an aggressive manner in an attempt to pass them on the interstate or highway. Often times, the vehicle attempting to be passed is already exceeding the speed limit so the person doing the bertranding ends up looking like a dick
Girl I'm going 90 in a 65 and this car behind me is on my ass trying to pass me. She needs to stop her damn bertranding before I go off.
a dirty, half nigger who constantly bitches about seemingly unimportant things, nobody enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty asshole.
Dude, i just shit a bertrand.
One who likes the same sex, in other words, a homosexual.
Chip, you are such a bertrand.
man who dreams to one day become a very sexy lady
I don't like bertrands.
an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.
should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)
thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.
OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?