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Bennyvend 

A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself
I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm
Bennyvend by master bruce June 5, 2004
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It’s were you get your feet or toes and violently rub them on someone’s face and put your toes in their mouth until they start gagging and screaming no

Pronounced “Benn - eed”
Matty said “Hey Trin do you wanna get bennyed?”

Trin replies “Yeah I wanna get bennyed!”
Bennyed by The Main Man :) April 6, 2021
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A term used to describe the action of a photo or video of someone being posted into “The Benvens 🧀” group chat.
Aw I just got benvend
benvend by The Benvens October 10, 2023

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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