H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

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bendy straw

This refers to the sometimes painful action on the penis occured mostly during sex. The penis bends in the middle or at the base wrongfully.

The chick rode me so hard, I bendy straw'd a couple of times.

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The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

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noun; a bisexual person; a person who is attracted to both sexes

I think Keeli might be a bendy straw, you better stay away from her.

bendy straw by pati May 28, 2006

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It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

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Reference to a male penis that is slightly bent or curved.

"He has a bendy straw!"

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the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking

shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?

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