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1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.
Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!
by Bdizzle007 December 04, 2010
A Idiot or shit that you dislike.
A person who is stupid and annoying = a bender
by Gary Salter November 13, 2009
A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.
I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.
by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009
A word used to describe a hockey player who can't skate worth shit and they're ankles bend to the inside; a player who thinks they're good.
"Dude, look at how that kid skates! BENDER!"
"Look, a t-blade bender!"
by Will.I.Am OV March 10, 2008
A head-banger, rocker or otherwise classic rebel and/or delinquent.

Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.
Look at that guy with the Ozzy jacket and the mullet, he's a total bender.
by Conan Galloway October 21, 2007
someone who can't dangle in hockey. Someone who is slow and has no stick skills..
Kevin Bartlett is a bender and so is max belforti. On the other hand brad is a dangler...
by bartles October 15, 2008
a player who blows at hockey and cant skate
luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen
by puke benderdick June 11, 2008

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