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Baby Bel-End 

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.
'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'
Baby Bel-End by Machman January 25, 2009
"Which item would you like"? "The one Belend over there"
Belend by yeezy213 August 21, 2019

Red Belend 

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.
This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.
Red Belend by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005
A handsome man who is good at fortnite and replies in .03 seconds and will have you pee in you in your pants when he makes jokes
“I’m cry” he’s a Belendjy
#funnyaf #lit
belendjy by UnicornHead44 April 9, 2018
One sexy piece of ass, Wacky sense of humor, brilliant sharp mind, someone who care to much for other, and sometimes no enough for herself. Willing to help anyone, Such a blast to be around. One in a million and can never be replaced
Belenda is fine
belenda by Bk71 January 29, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026