Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.

'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.

'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Smacklipping

The art of cunnilingus or eating vajay.
To smack her lips ;)

'That was some good smacklipping'

'Lipsmacking smacklipping!'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Biff

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'

'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Slotmail

The art of creating a hotmail account with which to seduce/ensnare women and/or obtain certain types of image.

'I have racked up quite a stash thanks to my Slotmail account.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Funnilingus

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

by Machman January 25, 2009