Machman's definitions

Funnilingus

n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.

'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Biff

a light smackdown... or punch
Der. 'To Biff' 'Biffed' 'Biffing'

'I will Biff you up'

'Man just got Biffed'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Glegg

Curly Bum Hair

'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Fungina

n. A vagina which is ideal for funnilingus

'Wow, she was YOUR girlfriend?'
'Totally mate, that was a/some Fungina!'

by Machman January 25, 2009