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17 definitions by Machman

 
1.
n. The art of performing Cunnilingus for fun, or a particular experience of Cunnilingus that was 'fun'.
'Oh my god manlads, I just had some smacklipping funnilingus.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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2.
a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.
'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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3.
Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all
'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*
by Machman January 25, 2009
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4.
Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.
'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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5.
Curly Bum Hair
'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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6.
The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.
'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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7.
A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.
'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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