beer goggles 

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

beer goggles by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

Beer Goggles 

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

Beer Goggles by JoBoo January 14, 2005

beer goggles 

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

beer goggles by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003

Beer Goggles 

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

Beer Goggles by garthy July 8, 2006

beer goggles 

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

beer goggles by Light Joker January 29, 2005

beer goggles 

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

beer goggles by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Beer Goggles Prank

When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out

Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"

Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."

Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"

Beer Goggles Prank by ZCDMJPIC June 18, 2010