Steve: I was having a beer poo, my arse is in shreds. It's burnt the hair off the underside of my testes.
Dave: How many did you have last night?
Steve: 10. It was so big one end of the shit was in the U-bend whilst the other was still packed into my bowels.
Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"
*Flush* that's my beerpoo done, all I need is a nap and a shower and I'll be back to neutral.
Duude your beerpoo stinks! Leave the window open next time!