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Beefaroni 

a delicious treat made by chef boyardee
I was hungry so I ate a bowl of Beefaroni for lunch
Beefaroni by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007

beefaroni 

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases
Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?
beefaroni by sarro88 February 5, 2012

beefaroni 

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60
dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen

beefaroni 

what you eating that beefaroni for?
beefaroni by da doodle November 12, 2007

schmeaty beefaroni 

A very girthy penis
He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.
schmeaty beefaroni by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni 

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.
Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni