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Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.
My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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It means pussy lips.
Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain
by Doug March 31, 2005
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a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter
hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains
by grimsoldier December 02, 2004
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a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet
That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance
by Josh Charlton January 27, 2007
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1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers
"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"
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If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !
Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself
by David Keenan May 30, 2007
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A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!
by madhatter951 March 28, 2012
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