When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious
Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain
by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015
Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.
1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"
by alf182 December 23, 2008
If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !
Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself
by David Keenan May 30, 2007
BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
faff flaps
she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps
by Daveth January 06, 2004
The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.
"My bay windows have beef curtains"
by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002
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