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bedfriend 

bedfriend
(noun)
A person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. Due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
This situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
This relationship dynamic rarely involves sex, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.
Guy number one: Hey, guy number two, how are things with your girlfriend?

Guy number two: Oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.
bedfriend by jonnyxbrainless March 18, 2009
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Your New Boyfriend 

is an arsehole...
"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend
Your New Boyfriend by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

boyfriendaudio 

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics
“i’m so lonely and sad”
you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
Corona Boyfriend by beckynot March 28, 2020

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.
She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

National kiss your boyfriend day 

GIRLS IF ITS OCTOBER 24 THEN YOU GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND... YOU GO GIRL
I kissed him because it’s national kiss your boyfriend day duh