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3 definitions by jonnyxbrainless

 
1.
A fundametalist bunch of metalheads, metal purists who would happily demolish Hot Topic and other trendy-yet-sellout establishments that despoil the metal.
Dude 1: Hey, I hear Dave joined the Metaliban!

Dude 2: Yeah, he's got the leather vest, ripped jeans and even the mullet, dude!

Dude 1: Man, that's one hardcore fundametalist
by jonnyXbrainless December 29, 2007
 
2.
A member of the Metaliban, someone who is fundamentalist about metal music.

These people can often be seen sporting massive mullets/ponytails, horseshoe moustaches and Motorhead/Slayer/Iron Maiden T-Shirts.
In order to fully witness a fundametalist at work, try going to a gig where a "classic metal" band are headlining, with newer acts in support:
Fundametalist 1: Oh boy, we're gonna see Iron maiden for the 10,000th time!

Fundametalist 2: Yeah, but we have to sit through that shitty act Lamb of God.

Both: Derisory Snorting
by jonnyXbrainless December 29, 2007
 
3.
bedfriend
(noun)
A person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. Due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
This situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
This relationship dynamic rarely involves sex, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.
Guy number one: Hey, guy number two, how are things with your girlfriend?

Guy number two: Oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.
by jonnyxbrainless March 09, 2009