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rode hard and put to bed wet 

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).
"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."
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Mayor Wrights Wet Bed 

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew
Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today

Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.
Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.
Wet the bed by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

wet-the-bed 

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.
That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!
wet-the-bed by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.
You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!
Wet the bed by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

Chinesse bed wetter 

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.
"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"
Chinesse bed wetter by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010

cry baby pee pee bed wetter 

Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.
Shut up cry baby pee pee bed wetter!