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beatitude 

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.
That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.
beatitude by Jjazz December 17, 2013
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Beatitgeek 

Word used to describe a person halfway between "tool" and "loser", someone that makes you laugh without really telling jokes.
That guy is such a beatitgeek.
Beatitgeek by oxTHATxGUYxo May 31, 2010
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Beatitude 

Beatitude is finally getting to see my boyfriend/girlfriend after being apart for an extended period of time!
Jim, it's so wonderful to see you, the beatitude is consuming me!!
Beatitude by pseudoparalysis March 27, 2016

Beatitude adjustment 

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026