Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

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Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 5, 2018

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Bread beater

A male rubs penis on bread till he cums, then female eats it

Male: You want some bread
Female: yes
Male: what do you want on it

Female: bread beater
Male: squirt

by Bread beater June 3, 2021

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Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 21, 2019

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