Man Bear Pig 

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.

"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

Man Bear Pig by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008

Dude Man Bear Pig 

This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"

Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"

So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.

Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.

Dude Man Bear Pig by CHALK111 April 18, 2010

Man Bear Pig Shot 

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.

The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!

Man Bear Pig Shot by snackdizzle April 17, 2009

bearpilled

The bearpill is the most bear pill to swallow.

When you take this pill, you become the most disgusting person to be around. All of your opinions are completely wrong.

Person 1: I fucking hate these god damn gays in my school

Person 2: Can you stop being bearpilled for 2 seconds

Person 3: My faught cu'

bearpilled by monbear January 31, 2023

Bearigator 

The common term for an animal that has an Alligator head, legs, and tail, but has a bear body. Each arm is made up of a clean cutting chainsaw.

I was hiking with a large group of friends the other day when we were suddenly attacked by a vicious bearigator! I was the only lucky one that day!

Bearigator by bearigator February 12, 2009

Bearpire 

A cross between, a bear, a vampire, and a weird. The only one know to exist is Chris Law, who dwells somewhere in Indiana...

"Look out! It's a Bearpire!"

Bearpire by DJThomasPetty March 4, 2012

man bear pig 

Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore

haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig

man bear pig by SkaterBoy October 10, 2007