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beardbarian 

A barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in Canada) that has a kick ass beard that's used in order to show dominance. One usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called Mrs. Beardy's.

Usually rages at trees, wildlife, fucking elves, and a lot of other shit. Also has an ax used for combat/logging.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
Person 2: Yeah, that's the Beardbarian!
beardbarian by MoonClaw12 September 30, 2017
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The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.
1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Beardussy 

A Beard soaked with pussy juice from a long nights work.
I need to dry off my Beardussy from that amazing meal.
Beardussy by BeardHub January 12, 2024