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Bearduary 

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.
Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.
Bearduary by stewyrich December 3, 2009
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beardbarian 

A barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in Canada) that has a kick ass beard that's used in order to show dominance. One usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called Mrs. Beardy's.

Usually rages at trees, wildlife, fucking elves, and a lot of other shit. Also has an ax used for combat/logging.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
Person 2: Yeah, that's the Beardbarian!
beardbarian by MoonClaw12 September 30, 2017
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The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.
1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Beardussy 

A Beard soaked with pussy juice from a long nights work.
I need to dry off my Beardussy from that amazing meal.
Beardussy by BeardHub January 12, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026