bearded orifice Share definition Flag The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox. The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind. bearded orifice by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the bearded orifice mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch