by BarnManagement April 19, 2005
An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
by Tim Godsil September 28, 2007
A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!
by UCR17 June 27, 2008
An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
by SkyGuy069 June 19, 2023
A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.
by Ibble March 10, 2005
a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.
by leightonmeestr August 6, 2010