by spo April 8, 2005
when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
by drewford August 17, 2005
A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
by JDN February 2, 2006
"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."
"Shit that must have been huge!"
"Shit that must have been huge!"
by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008
Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.
by Unknown December 4, 2003
when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed
by muffie muffin pants December 7, 2008
by Tabatha November 5, 2003