The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
by FatF***s March 15, 2012
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Referring to a chubby or fat person. Normally said as if it were a sentence itself...
(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)

-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.

-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...

-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!
by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008
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A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
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Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"
by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021
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Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
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A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture
Charlene B Is A Beached Whale
by 123 January 13, 2005
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When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
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